Title: We'll shoot the generals on our own side
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Brendon/Audrey
Summary: The universe tends towards disorder.
Word Count: 995
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Thanks to withoutmaps for the beta.

( i'm supposed to be a seasoned fighter (this feels like my first hit). )

Title: Distraction
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Marshall/Cash
Summary: Cash Colligan is not having a good day. Warning: fisting.
Word Count: 2308
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Thanks to notshybutsly for the beta and warmingweather for kickin' my ass into gear.

( i'll be your )

Title: Ready to fall
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jon/Brendon
Summary:Truckstops and Statelines: “No,” Jon said, when they asked him the first time.
Word Count: 2393
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: For notshybutsly. Thanks to disarm_d for the beta and to warmingweather for being my sounding board. ♥

( we're all too small to talk to God )

Title: Wishing
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Cash/Brendon
Summary: There is such a thing as asking for too much.
Word Count: 4,469
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Sex pollen fic. Blame disarm_d! (Also, thanks for the beta <3)

( we can't afford to live like this )

Title: august & everything after
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Jon/Spencer, Brendon/Ryan, and minor Mikey/Alicia
Word Count: 27,395
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
Summary: A year in the life: teaching at a private Catholic high school.
Notes: Yeah, okay, you're going to need to suspend a lot of disbelief for this one. That being said, thanks to notshybutsly and adellyna for the beta, and flickerofyou for the encouragement. For kthxrawr in the nightmare_xmas fic exchange.

( august & everything after: part one )

Title: Cave of Wonders
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Panic! At the Disco GSF
Summary: Jon Walker keeps hearing about these fabulous orgies.
Word Count: 3341
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: For the bandslashmania (Turning) Tricks or Treats Fic Exchange, for dsudis!! I hope you like it :D and Happy Halloween!! Thanks to notshybutsly and castoffstarter for their amazing beta help, thanks for pulling my head out of my ass, guys.

( just keep me guessing )

Title: Make Me Believe
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Summary: Girloral!
Word Count: 768
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Happy birthday to disarm_d! Here, have your OTP!! <3


( yes, lay your head on me )

Title: Here Be Dragons
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Summary: Time travel fic! adellyna and foxxcub both did Jon/Spencer time travel fics, and, um, I like my OTP, so there you have it.
Word Count: 6083
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Happy birthday to me! Thanks to notshybutsly for the beta, and adellyna for stroking my ego :)

( let's make this our story (some kind of fairytale) )

Title: a city named for us
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: R
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Summary: Brendon and Ryan and BrendonandRyan and still the bitch of living. Companion to that long in darkness pined.
Word Count: 2565
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Happy birthday to castoffstarter! Angst for you from me. Thanks a billion to notshybutsly for the beta ♥ Seriously. I could not have written this one without her.

( this time we're not giving up )

Title: Always crashing in the same car
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jon/Brendon/Ryan, Brendon/Ryan
Summary: There are things Jon wants; there are things Brendon wants; there are things Ryan wants.
Word Count: 4812
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: For blows_to_come. Thanks to notshybutsly for the beta, and for everyone who let me pester them about this one ♥

( ten blocks and a world away )

Title: Definitely Maybe
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Summary: Genderswap! Brendon wakes up without a dick. Spencer adjusts.
Word Count: 3482
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Thanks to notshybutsly for the awesome beta!! This is for disarm_d -- we were talking about how awesome Brendon and Ryan are, and how they were totally MFEO liek whoah dude (or something, whatever) but mostly how great genderswap is, so, in a dastardly attempt (that TOTALLY WORKED, hahahaha) to get some Brendon/Ryan fluff out of her, I promised Spencer/girl!Brendon \o/ Enjoy!

( tongue-tied (the missing piece meets the big o) )

Title: that long in darkness pined
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: R
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Summary: Brendon and Ryan and BrendonandRyan and the bitch of living.
Word Count: 1905
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Thanks to castoffstarter and disarm_d for their fabulous beta help. An inexcusably late birthday offering to the glorious notshybutsly. This was a real challenge for me, writing something with an overtly unhappy ending. In case you hadn't noticed, I'm something of a romantic ;) but here goes nothin'.

( we've got nothing but time on our hands )http://theaerosolkid.livejournal.com/91998.html

Title: The Beginner's Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17/Hard R
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Summary: "We would get in fights all the time, just. Just out of frustration." Recording and growing up, sometimes at the same time.
Word Count: 3258
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Title modified from the movie of a similar name. Thanks to notshybutsly for the awesome beta, as usual; also disarm_d, thank you lots!

( the sun & other stars )http://theaerosolkid.livejournal.com/91998.html

Title: oftentimes into the water
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: PG-13, for language
Pairing: Genfic, GSF implied
Summary: "Yeah, we're stuck for a couple hours," Spencer says, closing his eyes. For we_are_cities June 05 07, but mostly frequencies
Word Count: 343
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Thanks to vertigoxcured for the quick beta!

( some things i learned today )

Title: Present Progressive
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Summary: Ryan stops writing in online journals because he gets a real one.
Word Count: 10,136
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Thanks to notshybutsly, jocondite, and castoffstarter for the terrific beta help.

For jzbell, happy graduation!

( the past and pending )http://theaerosolkid.livejournal.com/91998.html

Title: Beating [Faster, Faster]
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan, William/Spencer, Panic! GSF, implied William/Ryan/Pete/Spencer, implied Ryan/Spencer
Summary: Part of the cultverse -- cultverse. Direct follow-up to Fire On Your Tongue; Spencer sees the light, and is needed.
Word Count: 5496
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Thanks to siren_mage, notshybutsly, and softlyforgotten for the beta help :) codependency is a great thing.



( raindrops on roses & girls in white dresses )

Title: The Width of a Circle
Author: Telis (theaerosolkid)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Summary: 'An object at rest will remain at rest unless acted upon by an external and unbalanced force.' Patrick watches the pieces fall together.
Word Count: 6262
Disclaimer: Fake, fake, fake.
A/N: Thanks to frequencies, softlyforgotten, and vertigoxcured for their various beta-help and cheerleading :)

( shaky and swollen )